The worlds best golf ball jokes, one each of:
Cloud-Flite Exploder - Blows up in a cloud of billowing dust.
Jet Streamer -The ball changes into 15ft of streaming ribbon on impact.
Unputtaball - It not only wobbles but jumps, skids, baulks and gyrates.
Phantom - Has the illusion of totally evaporating in a watery mist.